Girlfriend: Hey, I wont be able to hang out with you tonight.
Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them
Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.
Boyfriend: Ah, but we had plans, I don't want to cancel them
Girlfriend: You're such an affectionate twat.
by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011
Somebody who acts black, but is in no way black. Other than that they have slightly darker skin than everyone else in the area.
Guy 1: Have you met Darryl? He's the blackest guy in town.
Guy 2: Yeah, I know Darryl, but he's only Coleford Black.
Guy 2: Yeah, I know Darryl, but he's only Coleford Black.
by OracleOfOsiris October 10, 2011