all turtles

to be slow/ fail at something
"Matthew Murillo's life is all turtles"
by Cmoses January 08, 2012
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Eating turtle

Term used for eating a vagina that takes a long time to cum.
Kevin- Yo, bro last night I was eating out Sarahs coochi and she didnt cum for 3 hours. My jaw is fucked up

Steve- Eating turtle will do that to you. You have my sympathies.

Girl- Come ova chyea boy and eat dis turtle.
Boy- I dont want to be engulfed in your box for 2 days so.... No.
by BodiesByJustin June 27, 2014
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To Turtle

To wander aimlessly, hoping and praying to find a suitable commode to evacuation fecal material that has been inching its way out of the rectum slowly, like a turtle
I had to turtle myself 4 blocks towards the rock n Roll Hall of Fame praying they had a suitable commode.
by Mike.moffet November 12, 2018
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Wow!!! His one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neck is weird...
by Trousermouse December 12, 2017
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Turtle Typer

A person who types rather slowly
A person who takes their time to spell out every word correctly and add puncatons
by Fred Dag1 December 16, 2010
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Money Turtle

A swaggy little bro which originally was born after a misinterpretation of the Harry Potter character “Moaning Myrtle”. He is represented as a turtle with a $ sign on the center of his shell, occasionally depicted with some really cool shades.
What’d you say? Moaning Myrtle? I thought you said Money Turtle!
by swagmoneyturtle February 12, 2025
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