Turtle

Also spelled: Afghanistan, Afghanische, TŌRTŁĘ, AOAOOAOAO, yeetusyeetuscommitselfdeletus.
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turtle

by eggeddogged January 27, 2021

drop the turtle

its like saying drop the tutorial but some dumbass said turtle

you told us to kill our selves drop the turtle

by hjslrgoh April 19, 2021

Onion Turtle

When you are eating a delicious berry and an American Bullfrog jumps to eat the sweet fingers and you have to run away before you get too Slick

Guy 1: hey dude, how did you ever get an Onion Turtle?
Guy 7: fuck yeah dude, the burgers at that restaurant are so good

by Bullfrog738583 March 2, 2023

green turtle lodge

Inserting a toy turtle into your ass and letting it slide out into a body of water.....yes this has been done before.

Yo did you see jake this weekend?.....He pulled off a green turtle lodge.

by Chilly mornings March 21, 2016

turtle bird

A male with a uncut penis

“ get your turtle bird out of my face”

“ he's a turtle bird”

by anonymous November 22, 2023

tennessee turtle

When a woman has taken a fresh poop without wiping, and you proceed to put your dick in and out of her ass in a swift motion (like a turtle)

*thoughts from steven* "I wish Catherine would hurry up and get out of the bathroom so I can give her this Tennessee turtle....but what if she wipes? Ha, she better not wipe"

by Dicks in our hands May 14, 2015

Colorado Snapping Turtle

The act of biting of the pubes of a woman’s vagina

Guy 1: I met this girl last night and gave her the good ol Colorado Snapping Turtle

Guy 2: Lucky! My girl won’t let me do it.

by SexcMannn September 18, 2021