To go on Facebook or other media sites writing sexual private messages while drunk. Looking for new online friends with the sole purpose to flirt and exchange sex messages. Because this is done in a drunken state the browser crawls slowly through pages like a turtle for who they like the look of.
She started on the wine in the afternoon and by the evening she was on the vodka and turtleing, the next day she had no recollection of what she had said and to who!
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Resembling a rectal prolapse, Turtleneck is another way to tell somebody that they're just a huge asshole. Not only is it humorous, but also an affective way to make someone aware of how much they fucked up.
"These turtlenecks think they're hot shit because they smoke all the marijuanas"
Robert has been a total turtleneck lately, fuck that guy.
Robert has been a total turtleneck lately, fuck that guy.
by Dick Changler September 12, 2016
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Get the turtle fire mug.a boy with a shaved head and a long lanky neck a turtle is well known for telling lies and then getting exposed by his peers
turtle boy :mmmm i just got a blow job from my girlfriend
turtles brother :no you did not you don't even have a girlfriend
turtles brother :no you did not you don't even have a girlfriend
by not luis really March 23, 2017
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A girl that no one in the group wants to have sex with but that one buddy of yours has to get a BJ.
A girl that no one in the group wants to have sex with but that one buddy of yours has to get a BJ.
Yo so, did you bang the turtle? Nah I just got a BJ. Stop lying bro you joined the turtle club.
It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.
Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.
It's been a minute since I got some so I picked up a turtle last night.
Bro there's an entire group of turtle's over there begging for to go holla.
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