Some acorn looking fag who has no friends he is also friends with a Giovanni and Nicky. He also plays Roblox and doesn’t have the courage to ask out a girl
by Jfisksbdkxkaks November 9, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is the kind of guy you'd invite to new years, but not to your family Christmas dinner, as your mother-in-law may find his interest in 1980's Canadian game shows a little strange. Jordans tend to be open minded dudes and are usually versatile bottoms. However, when interacting with a Mike they will always revert back to a power bottom, as god intended. If you are an ashy person, make sure to befriend a Jordan as he will always have moisturizer on hand (not sure why as the backs of his hands are always dry?). As for his preference, his seems to only date people from the African subcontinent.
"One would think there would be more workout noises coming from Jordan's room with all the equipment he brought"
by Ptvdavis September 1, 2020
Get the Jordanmug. He's very shy and quiet at first, but once you truly get to know him, he is the definition of thoughtful, caring, loving, and gentle. He's a bit of a nerd but is very observant and incredibly smart, especially in math. He might seem pretty boring and bland in the beginning, and it takes a long time for him to open up, but once he does, he has an adorable personality that will make you love him.
by shesaywhat May 26, 2025
Get the Jordanmug. by doobielicious February 19, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. Bob - I don't feel like I have time for Christianity... I'm too busy partying all day.
Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.
Bob - Sign me up!
Jordan - Sounds like Jordanism is for you... our church is a nightclub anyways.
Bob - Sign me up!
by JordanGoneWild January 22, 2020
Get the Jordanismmug. 1) The Holy River in which Jesus was Baptized.
2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
2) A fiery but kind soul. He has the best smile and the purest blue eyes. He loves fiercely until you push him past his threshold. Then he tears you to pieces like a ravenous wolf, and leaves you in his wake.
Them: What happened between you and Jordan?
Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
Me: Jordan pulled a Mr. Darcy. I waited in the sunrise, but he never came back for me, across the dewey sun-laden field in the morning.
by The one girl who died May 2, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. A fucking sexy person, Huge dick and an amazing lover. Raul is a weak ass, bitch ass name. Jordan's rule.
by originalusernameilovejordan February 11, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.