Bear Pits

armpits that smell like a bear, esp. in the morning after a night devoid of deodorant

"God, Michael, what bear pits you have this morning!"

by lovely woodnymph February 26, 2008

teddy bear

A peanut butter and jelly sandwich made on a hamburger bun instead of bread. You have to eat two of them because they're very small. Goes good with chocolate milk and pretzels.

I like teddy bears with crunchy peanut butter and strawberry preserves.

by Calypso_freestyle March 27, 2009

duck bear

The defintion of XD

Duckbear said something and i said XD

by Insane Santa October 15, 2003

care bear

retarded person w/ downsyndrome who wants to make it on their own. The term "Carebear" could refer to anyone who is acting like a retard.

You are such a carebear.

or

Well, Care bear why dont you go ahead and get something to eat since you are so hungry.

by Crampy October 7, 2006

rambling bear

a homosexual with a large amount of body hair who is naked at a homosexual orgy. He walks around the orgy and has anal and oral sex with anyone who is willing.

That Karl he's a rambling bear he must have corn holed a dozens guys at that orgy last night.

by Hot Karl May 13, 2005

cocaine bear

THE APEX TOP PREDATOR THAT EATS OTHER BEARS FOR BREAKFAST AND WAS A LEGEND. he died though and is legend party animal.

i want to die like the COCAINE BEAR.

by mister reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 1, 2021

shaved bear

A person that has the bodily appearance of a bear, sans fur. Does not in any way qualify as a compliment for women.

I went out with beer goggles last night. I woke up next to a shaved bear.

by bear shaver November 2, 2011