two thumbs down

The gesture you give to something unpleasing to the eyes.

PV2 Solis goes those titties two thumbs down.

by PV2 Solis May 31, 2006

Take my two

When you make someone flinch, and consequently give them two punches in his/her arm. You must then wipe them off, by swiping your hand against that same arm twice.

Person 1: "Hey"
Person 2 makes a quick movement towards Person 1's genitals
Person 1 flinches
Person 2: "You flinched. I'll take my two."

by FreshProduce February 8, 2010

two dudes baking

when two men fall asleep during the act of buttsex

Jackson: dude, my butthole is sweltering
Jarret: yea dude, my dick feels like i left it in an oven overnight

observer: sounds like you're two dudes baking

by dickface mctasterson May 25, 2011

Two Man Macbeth

The act of shooting your semen from another man's naval (belly button) up to his chaps (jaw).

Macduff - "I heard Duncan got a Two Man Macbeth last night from Banquo."
Lennox - "He's lucky!"

by UToobDotCom June 8, 2011

Two faced chandelier

Irony of a source of light that could have a dark side to it

Twisted straight entwines two faced chandelier

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Flip two shits

When something is so amazing/surprising/disturbing that "Flipping a shit" is not adequate. The next level of "Shit flipping"

Ben: "Dude There's a half on sale on yellow chuck's at The Gap!"

Jimbo: "No need to flip two shits."

by Jacko Striker March 7, 2009

schenectady two step

After you knock someone out in a fight or just knock them down, you take two steps as to walk away then turn around and give them a boot to the head.

Did you see the "Schenectady two step" Nate got in Geppetos

by 518 allday March 3, 2014