Skip to main content

Hump, dump and run

When a male wants to have sex but has no time for foreplay because he is pressed for time.
Guy: Want to head upstairs and have sex?
Girl: Sure! Wanna have a sexy shower together before we go?
Guy: I don't have that kind of time.
Girl: So you're looking more for a hump, dump and run kinda deal then?
by bunbossNbcups February 25, 2023
mugGet the Hump, dump and run mug.

Dont Run Yo

by BumStatusYo December 4, 2018
mugGet the Dont Run Yo mug.

Run it through the googler

“Hey, Martha I can’t remember how to make that delightful ricotta.”
“Me neither Stan, let’s run it through the googler!”
by frankie & the flamethrowers October 25, 2018
mugGet the Run it through the googler mug.

home-run-nap

after planning "the perfect evening" you two get together and try to dance your choreographed strange romance. halfway through, one of you falls asleep on the others chest. a deep, soft, peaceful slumber. not out of fatigue or rudeness or boredom but because you realise you have completed a long journey. you have come home.
"we were about to heat up, get those drinks, go dancing when Lyric fell asleep on my chest. out of the blue. home-run-nap."
by Krkič November 10, 2019
mugGet the home-run-nap mug.

Walk on home run

In sexual terms, a walk on is when a woman breaks into a man's house completely naked and covered in Vaseline. She then steals his money and hides in his closet. When he comes home, she jumps out and tries to escape. The man in turn must try to catch her. If he wins he is rewarded with the money that was stolen and sex. If she escapes she gets to keep the money and has earned bragging rights.
I heard Lisa did a walk on home run at Kevin's last night. Now he's out $300....sucks to suck
by Theflavormenace March 18, 2022
mugGet the Walk on home run mug.

Hunter cum and run

Having sex with a girl, only telling then your first name, leaving no paper trail. The girl is preferably a married 46 year old woman with a body described as a bag of cats running from a river.

Did I forget her husband is a millionaire who owns a security company
Noah: where the fuck is hunter
Patrick: he's about to fuck a milf, I want this for him
Skyler: our mom is 46
Everyone: classic hunter cum and run
by Hyatt adventures August 31, 2013
mugGet the Hunter cum and run mug.

run ashore rigs

Clothes for coming home... Used by Navy Boys
My bag weighs a tonne... it got 2 weeks worth of run ashore rigs in it.
by Stables01 November 13, 2009
mugGet the run ashore rigs mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email