One sided 

Seeing everyone's double standard but your own would be one sided.

The girl thought she knew who was one sided and who wasn't. Really, everyone is a one sided hypocrite, it's just a matter of what degree their hypocrisy goes (how far they keep going with it). It's why there are so many sides.

One sided by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

One sided 

Seeing everyone's double standard but your own would be one sided.

The girl thought she knew who was one sided and who wasn't. Really, everyone is a one sided hypocrite, it's just a matter of what degree their hypocrisy goes (how far they keep going with it).

One sided by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

One sided 

Going to someone else's neighborhood and trying to fuck with them there is both one sided and inflammatory, especially if they're not showing up where you're from and trying to fuck with you there.

The girl didn't know how one sided her shit really was, which was why it was the worst kind of one sided. Her not holding anything about anybody's life sacred didn't mean nobody else did.

One sided by Solid Mantis November 17, 2020

one term donny

1) Someone who can’t see a job through to the end, as a result of their mind constantly wandering to the golf course and hamberders ; 2) Someone who suffers from premature ejaculation

The country was saved from a descent into total authoritarianism when the orange shitgibbon exposed his limitations and went full One Term Donny

one term donny by Hoodie Guthrie November 23, 2020

One horse pony 

Noun: The ranting of a senile man.

Noun: a hooker that snorts coke off your finger lakes tattoo.

Hunter Biden went to twin on that one horse pony.

One horse pony by Cxxxcxcc December 23, 2020

One Eyed Husky 

An especially girthy penis.

Can’t wait to slam the one eyed husky to that skank tonight!

One Eyed Husky by RocketMan66 December 28, 2020

One Wipe Tuesday 

This is to be celebrated on the second Tuesday of every year. After taking a poop on this special day, you wipe your butt once, and only once. No exceptions. It doesn’t matter how large or smelly the poop is, you only wipe once.

Brett: Oh my god! Why do you smell like shit?!
Cameron: It’s one wipe Tuesday! Don’t tell me you’ve been wiping more than once!

One Wipe Tuesday by blaneficker January 12, 2021