Mrs Doubtfire

when a male ejaculates on you while yelling to-ta-lu, leaving you with a face full of cream.

I totally blew my load all over her face, she got a serious Mrs Doubtfire

by Scooter McBaksis August 28, 2010

Mrs. Bell

an extremely loud fart that sounds like a duck having intercourse while taking a crap.

"Hey Timmy, did ya hear that Mrs. Bell over near the pond?!"

by The JUGE monstah October 9, 2008

mrs roberts

a little lady who is very black and looks like a squirrel that has had sex with a bird. a person that likes to eat peanuts and smokes, they like to shout at kids and make fukin dumb jokes that dont make sense at all.mrs roberts<<<

"oi luvpreet and sahil stop messing around, you iswell jagandeep and rishi kapoor!" says mrs roberts

by JAGSS December 6, 2006

Mr. Asshole

Mr. Asshole is the guy who knows you like him and who toys with your emotions anyway. One who avoids answering how he feels about you but, acts like he cares.

Mr. Asshole is the jerk who plays with your emotions

by Beeotch27 January 19, 2010

mrs. butterworth

A woman who likes to take it in the ass.

I asked Mrs. Jones how she wanted me to give it to her, and she said, "Just call me MRS. BUTTERWORTH". Yeah, her BUTT was WORTH it all right!

by Peter Crammer, cramming my peter up butts July 8, 2006

mr coffee

The act of urinating on someone with the thick, steamy, fragrant, dark, 'first of the morning' urine while they sleep. Usually starts off with a drip drip, then quickly becomes full stream. Much like brewing hot coffee, it really wakes you up.

I stood over my sleeping girlfriend this morning , pulled my wang out of my boxers and gave her a "Mr Coffee".

by Honduh Chicken March 11, 2008

Mr. Rogers

v. To exchange functional footwear with more office-appropriate footwear, either carried on the person or stored at work. More commonly practiced by women (changing from sneakers to heels), but men are not excluded.

"Man, those shoes don't match the rest of her outfit at all."
"Eh, she'll probably Mr. Rogers at the office."

by redking666 October 20, 2008