Max

Max is a dog name. He acts like a dog and is a very unfunny man, he thinks everything is about him when nothing is about him. People don’t really wanna invite him to their party’s but he’s popular so they have to.

The only one who loves max is his girlfriend

by Maxs biggest hated November 27, 2021

Max

Max is funny, nice, and sporty. he will stand up for his friends and family.

max made a nice catch in football today

by anonymous February 2, 2021

max contract

to sign a max is to never disappoint in bed.

bro i just signed a max contract

by coll-in169 March 3, 2022

Iphone 15 pro max

some random brick that is expensive as fuck and breaks easily

Person 1:I just Got the new iphone 15 pro max
Person 2:Bro spent 1200$ for a brick that easily breaks

by studderblox January 20, 2024

Pepsi Max

Better than that Coke Zero shit, since they changed the formula.

PEPSI MAX MAXIMUM TASTE NO SUGAR!

by Sonic the head chalk September 20, 2022

Max

1. an unusually attractive male that's living life to the fullest capacity available to the human race. Characteristics include kindness, passion, a high intellectual capacity, understanding jokes sometimes, and being well-endowed. Is known to be worldly and adventurous but also likes a cozy night in with his family. A conscientious and assiduous worker during the day, a lover and giver during the evening, a high-octane booty dancer at night until the sun rises. Considered very rare; known to be pursued by men and women alike, and when discovered in the wild they are typically captured at all costs and kept close until the end of time.
2. short for Maxime: really French guy

Parent: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Overachieving Child: I want to be a Max.
Parent: Impressive choice, but are you sure? Might be easier to become an astronaut.

by biggest_fan_88 December 19, 2021

Max

The biggest cock ever

Man max sure.is growing after seeing you bend down

Oh so your dicks getting hard

NO it's a cock hint to the name MAX you get maximized every time it's gets out of it's spot

by Kochst087 May 3, 2021