“call the law”

Phrase used by elder southern folks (usually women) meaning to call the police.

“Don’t come back here or I’ll “call the law”

by TTGRAMMAR July 23, 2022

Nate's Law

The law that all people must commit gay acts daily or are punished by rough buttsex. This law is loved by the gays as it was made by one

Guy: Todays the day October 13th the day for Nate's law
Guy 2: NATE'S LAW IS ON OCTOBER 15th!!!!!!

by Sir Oyliver October 26, 2022

Sean’s Law

Another way of stating Murphy’s law, in that, if there is a chance anything good can happen, it absolutely will not come true.

Guy 1: “Bro there’s a chance that my parents are going to be out of town this weekend, I’m going to get a chance to hang out Jessica!”

Guy 2: “Fingers crossed bro, but don’t forget Sean’s law”

by PubicHairManiac October 28, 2022

ship in law

When you ship two characters from a show you’ve never watched. You typically ship them through edits you’ve seen.

Have you watched Warrior Nun?
No, but Avatrice is definitely my ship in law!

by rinasshay October 29, 2022

Foley's Law

You can't control what makes your dick hard.

An excuse often used by men as a justification for getting off to shockingly offensive pornography.

Dude #1: Hey, check out this hot video of a gorilla doing a Cleveland Steamer on a nun.

Dude #2: that's sick!

Dude #1: hey, don't judge. Foley's Law states you can't control what makes your dick hard!

by JohnCheatsAtGorillas November 11, 2022

meteorologist motion law

The meteorologist motion law is said to be the defining definition of all life forms on the planet meaning the definition of life as we know it

Lobotomite: #1, Hello fellow human have you already heard of the meteorologist motion law?

Lobotomite: #2 yes I have fellow human I think that such word means the meaning of life.

by Fellowhuman:( November 29, 2022

Anu's Law

Anu's Law is equivalent to Murphy's Law ("Anything that can go wrong will go wrong") but for conversations between Anu and others. Anu's Law states "Whenever girls can be mentioned, Anu will mention them"

Anu: "Yeah it's like that red headed chick from last week"
Nick: Here goes Anu's Law again..

by product_owner December 7, 2022