Elton John's hits include "Crocodile Rock," "Rocketman," "Goodbye, Yellow Brick Road," "Candle in the Wind," and David Furnish's ass.
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Jonathan takes fifteen minutes every Saturday morning to treat himself to a John Handcock after checking the markets in the Tribune.
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Upper management has been trying to fire him from the start, but in order to save his position he ratted on his team lead who tried to save him. That is a John Brown Nose.
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