A square headed fien who will steal your money and shit in a urnal who also has cow utters for nipples
Someone just took a shit on the bathroom floor and left 4 sponges for the janitors to clean it up who was it . Oh That was John Kern
by Rowley Doofmister November 23, 2018
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A cheating liar who will use you until he’s over it. Can be nice at times but overall is an asshole who treats you like shit and calls woman bitches.
Oh did you see that video of John kern dancing to bust down thotiana lolz 😂
by mmmmhhm March 16, 2019
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