January 17th

National Bully Maddys Day. When everyone gets together and hates on people with the name Maddy or nickname Maddy.

Person 1: Do you know what day it is?
Person 2: January 17th where we can be mean to people with the name Maddy.
Person 1: I should probably worn Maddy then make fun of her. Lol.

by Watcher of knowledge January 16, 2022

January 21st

National Ty has to confess to Evelyn day

January 21st

by Chase1126 January 20, 2022

JUMBO JIZZ JANUARY

(JJJ)
This is ONLY for those that made it through both NNN (No Nut November) and DDD (Destroy Dick December) congrats to all of those men, you all make me proud

Man 1: “YES I DID IT!!! Now I can do jumbo jizz January.”
Man 2: “congrats, I fucking suck.”

by VENIN#5293 October 13, 2021

January

the most dry month ever aside from being the year that leads to a new year.

person 1: god i don't like january

person 2: yEaH bUt WhAT aBoUt nEw YeAr's

person 1: look at that

*tumbleweed flys by*

by rk092 January 15, 2024

January 4

It’s time you hold your bf/gf’s hands day!

boy: *holds hand*

girl: what are you doing?

boy: it’s january 4

girl: oh yeah *holds hand back*

by i love drizzy drake January 1, 2024

January 27th

National act gay day

January 27th is national act gay day.

by lllilllliillll January 27, 2023

january canada

what we call my friend

me; have you heard from january canada

mickey; he died in a car accident

me, damn that sucks hastqag trooledd

by korrodednutz October 28, 2021