January 22nd

January 22nd is the day when the best lads are born. You're a great artist and an amazing person. You get along great with most people and you have a good life.

Jerry: when were you born?
You: January 22nd.
Jerry: Holy fuck dude let's be friends.

by AidanAnimates November 29, 2023

january

a catholic, ecclesiastical, civil pagan diety that they worship by naming one month out of every year, honoring it by putting it on their gregorian calendar.

"Poseidon loves january"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

January 2nd

The day of mass celebration

January 2nd is A social gathering of invited guests, typically involving eating, drinking, and entertainment

by Jan2ndboys January 1, 2022

January 31st

ShayDay

January 31st is known as ShayDay which is a National Holiday signifying the last day of the first month of the new year. It’s also the best day of the year.

by plankyboo January 7, 2024

January 13

Brayden has to let us play Minecraft all day today no execptions.

Brwayden u stintin boomer it’s January 13th u have to play Minecraft.

by Bwayden is a Stinin Boomer January 13, 2021

January 15th

Send a scandalous pic day

Did yk it’s January 15th

by Hushmode69 January 15, 2021

No Porn January

Where you can't watch nor do actions of porn for the whole months of January

"Hey, Jerry I didn't do anything sexual all of January nor did I watch porn"

"Why, Larry tell me?"
"Because of No Porn January, it's a good healthy challenge that you should try sometime"

by AnRed McParlin September 8, 2021