Mud-Job

A hand-job where shit is used as lubricant.

Your mom gave me a mud-job last night! It stunk!!

by Lipflinger_69 July 21, 2022

eat dick mud

sturdy NY slang big bro spider man and venom say

yo eat dick mud

by Lachaballs June 9, 2024

Mud Cruster

Person who shits and let's it crust

Yo i heard that this mf is a mud cruster

by Cheeky breeky 285 May 10, 2025

mud spike

A common word for pooping in an area where there is no soil readily available, such as Antartica.

The professor grew a large mud spike outside his tent. It was froze solid in just two minutes!!

by Butch the fisherman June 25, 2003

Mud turkey

When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.

Man I just shit out a mud turkey.

by Early Cuyler May 10, 2014

Mud Pie

A play on the sexual act called the cream pie, where instead of cumming inside of your partner, you spread whichever office you wish to make your Mud Pie in, and thereafter shit inside of it, and there you have a "Mud Pie"

My husband wanted me to give him a mud pie, so I asked what the hell that was... I never expected him to be into something so gross.

by AIDSDABASSGUITAR July 2, 2022

Mud Sand

The insertion of sand of into the anus while having moist defecation

Barbara played with her mud sand last night after the beach party.

by MudSand November 26, 2016