Dreamcatcher

The male human body's natural defense mechanism of overgrown butt crack hairs from opposing cheeks weaving themselves together to form a net which helps to keep bad dreams from sneaking into their buttholes at night.

What else does your dreamcatcher keep out man?

by 3/5ths Mafia November 24, 2020

Dream smp

A sever full of men, woman, a anarcist pig hybrid , a loud child, a green teletuby , and a furry who decide to declare war upon each other and commit arson.

Oh you watch Dream smp?

Yeah I do.

by Wolfpaws0 March 14, 2021

Dream

A man who desperately needs to touch grass.

Person 1: "Hey, did you see Dream's new music video?"
Person 2: "Yea, it's absolutely fucking dreadful."

by Slmccl_stl_my_vwls June 22, 2021

Dream SMP

A bunch of brain dead assholes who together on a Minecraft server owned by the WORST Florida man I have ever seen called Dream...
The server has the shittiest storyline written by a British twat called Wibur. It is something completely irrelevant as of 2022...

Satan : You're in hell!
Me : phew!! It's better than the dream smp ....

by anonymous January 9, 2022

dream

if you're gonna cheat on your speedruns, at least make it believable

dream is a shitty person that cheats on a game and asks his fans to doxx people that hate him because of being a pos

by Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin May 18, 2022

Fat dream

A Fat dream is a Wet dream except instead of the usual thin attractive women you dream of an overweight obese women.

I can't get the images out of my head of the fat dream I had last night.

by lawnboi13 November 23, 2010

livin the dream

making minimal amounts of money at a job you could care less about while you get high, drink, and party with your friends all the time! in the period in between end of high school till you get a real job.

dude your such a fag ive been livin the dream for the last 4 months all i do is get drunk, baked and go to work hung as balls lifes a party man

by Lfultron February 21, 2011