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De-college-a-find-ed

A facebook phenomenon where college bound high school students change their facebook names so that colleges where they have applied to will not be able to correctly find or identify them, subsequently avoiding any chances of the interception of innapropriate behavior/pictures/conversations which may make a college defer the individuals application.
Mindy: Hey man I looked for you on Facebook last night but I couldn't find you..

Dirk: Oh yeah I de-college-a-find-ed myself cause I just sent in all my applications and I didn't want them finding the pictures from Wednesday night.

Mindy: Yea... I guess doing a goat and then posting up the pictures tagged as your baaaahhh-yfriend IS pretty fucked up.
by SlappyKielbasa January 13, 2010
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National Junior College

KNN school is trash, everywhere has a leaky roof, stand under shelter still can get wet. We have questionable canteen food that is meh, teachers are great but some are quite condescending. Usually people go NJC because HCI or NYJC rejected them besides that, no one really knew this school existed. Also we have 2 college anthem for some reason
Bob : Which JC you go ?

James : National Junior College lor

Bob: What school is that ?
by ImVeryToxic August 15, 2021
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Give It The Ol' College Try

To join up with some friends, get some cheap beer, order a pizza, and forget about tomorrow.



Compliments of Bill Watterson
YOU- "Whatta we doing this weekend?"

FRIEND- "We'll give it the ol' college try."
by Enzo Ferrelli February 28, 2005
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Saint Ignatius College Prep

A Catholic school in San Francisco, CA full of sporty white people who wear paper-thin leggings and Ugg boots every day. They never built a band room in the over 100 years it's been around. It has good academics, and PE is the hardest class most students will ever take.

They are proud of how diverse they are: 35% of students aren't white.

They have batting cages, 2 fields, about 5 tennis courts, a track, and a bunch of sporty stuff. When they hold masses, about half the student body is fried with weed, making the school a notorious Rastafarian hotspot.

SI has a rivalry with Sacred Heart Cathedral Prep, where they pass a trophy called the Bruce-Mahoney. They compete in football, basketball, and baseball. The winner takes home the trophy. The pep band is obliged to play for both schools at these events.

While most SI students are close to unaware that they have a band and orchestra, their chorus is a world-touring, prize-winning enterprise, and their musical is very good and sells out every year.

Most students have strong opinions about Justin Bieber and like either Taylor Lautner, Robert Pattinson, or Harry Potter. There are more unicorns than zombies, cowmen than farmers, democrats than republican, and Don't cares than pirates and ninjas. Facebook is the most popular website, and Mr. Lorentz' is the easiest religion class. Latin is the most boysterous language class, and either Spanish or French is the most popular.
Kid at mall #1:"Hey look, a kid in a polo, leggings, and uggs."
Kid at mall #2:"Must be from Saint Ignatius college prep."
SI Kid: *ignores the riffraff*
by Itachi-San May 4, 2011
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Botany Downs Secondary College

A school located in Auckland, New Zealand, known for it's overpopulation of East Asians, Indians, and Polynesians, a d a terrible co-cirricular range.
You're sending that nonse to Botany Downs Secondary College?
by APPLE J4CK March 22, 2020
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Garth hill college Bracknell

Beware for drama or u will have PATTURSON scream at u like a moron. Also u don't wanna be in a hour detection with My g Grainger.
I went to Garth hill college Bracknell when I was younger,to link Samantha
by garthsuckslikeurmom96 May 27, 2021
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Art Center College of Design

Commonly known as Art Center. The college located in Pasadena, California has the largest group of depressed and sleep deprived art students. This institution is known for its high-tuition(still rising), non-existent student/faculty health insurance and anti-union practices.
Christophe: I work at Art Center College of Design!
Adam: Oh no! Hope you get better soon!
by Random Chinese Scholar October 18, 2023
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