waiting for the milkman to show me around

(cool and/or ridiculous definition) : what a virgin girl says in a Craigslist personals ad when she wants to find a random guy to take her virginity via a craigs-hook

Craigslist personals ad: all I want is to be waiting for the milkman to show me around

response to ad: I am also a virgin girl, but instead of looking for a random Hannibal Lecter I would consider selling my virginity, or remain a paragon of virtue

by Sexydimma July 18, 2014

Norwegian Nature Show

When a guy from Norway grabs a bottle of wine by the neck like it is his penis.

Sin sure put on a good Norwegian Nature Show last night

by trashy menace April 11, 2022

my chemical bro show

What people refer the popular emo band My Chemical Romance as.

“No way you’re jamming out to my chemical bro show.”

by Tenngage July 14, 2023

emotional support show

An emotional support show is a favorite television program that you often binge all day long when you're feeling down or melancholy. Even though you've seen every episode a dozen times. The tv version of a security blanket.

Yeah, after the break up I just sat on the couch all day binging the vampire diaries for the millionth time. It's my emotional support show.

by Solidus84 September 26, 2022

MUAHLONNBEXplosion show In little AMERICA 🇺🇸

Fire works display show in little AMERICA 🇺🇸. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine. MUAHLONNBE x wars.

I invented and made and created muahlonnbexplosion show in little AMERICA 🇺🇸.😎 😍. By lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior March 10th 19eightynine.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq April 1, 2023

Urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions

I want to see them god-damn you!!

Butthurt:
"urban dictionary won't show my cringe definitions" "i could've becoming internet famous!!!"

by comrade susi wolf December 18, 2021

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