Windows3.1tan

a wikian on the proseka wiki. she promises she's sane but im pretty sure thats a lie.
if you call her windows or use he/him on her, beware, for she is in your walls.

'yo windows is so sane'
'who tf is windows?'
'windows3.1tan??? on the proseka wiki??'
'did you just call her WINDOWS????????'
'um. yeah?? is that not the name???'
'yeah um. *points at her running towards you* you might wanna run'
'oh. i thought his name was windows...'
'HIS???'
'are those not his pronouns?'
'*points at her running to you at double speed* if you value your life, run.'

by anonymous November 26, 2023

Window Doodle

when you draw a swastika and turn it into a window

why is there so many window doodles in your book?

by Zakarya9797 November 27, 2023

Window Shopping

When your admiring girls in public or online with no intention of talking to them or hooking up with them up.

Bro I was just window Shopping all these girls around here are crazy.

by elcryZ March 30, 2024

Windonian

A limitless, powerful, unstoppable, and determined being

He is the Windonian.

by Windonian April 9, 2024

Windschnittig

The German word for streamline literally translating to "wind cutting". It's typical to Berlin Slang and usually means something like cool, fashionable/stylish, flawlessly attractive or just literally very good against strong wind - but all in an extreme way. This term originates from a Jewish German school but very soon found itself everywhere in Berlin - especially with the night life.

Lass mich Mal Deine Windschnittigkeit testen...
*Rubs flat hand against jacket*
BOAH, Schwesterrrr

or

*Looks extremely good*
Jooo Du siehst komplett windschnittig aus

by Dalkabiyah April 22, 2024

windows os

a horrible slow laggy unstable software that has no free virus protection

Mac user - disgusting af windows user

windows user - I'm better than you I can game better

Mac user - brokie stupid nerd you can get Minecraft for free on a Mac just by going to the official Minecraft website download page and they charged me nothing for minecraft

windows user - I like to pay for everything. I pay to buy music, videos, subscriptions, games, I even donate every day!

Mac user - wow your so dumb never in my life have I ever seen someone more acoustic than you you are so sped why are you alive

windows user - its a nice thing to do

Mac user - wow wtf is wrong with you you must be retarded (smashes their windows laptop) take that you stupid loser get a life

windows user - I'm not stupid picking to pay rather than obtain free is a nice and kind thing to do

Mac user - why are you even alive on this planet (finds a long stick and shoves it up the windows users gyatt) windows os is for losers

Mac user - take that loser (flexes best computer ever) see? Mac users are real people

by 584940493395874392034839394 May 8, 2024

Windescky

A charismatic and confident individual, often with a sharp wit and a penchant for humor. Known for their unapologetic honesty and occasional lack of filter, they possess a magnetic personality that draws others to them. While sometimes exhibiting narcissistic tendencies, they are ultimately a great person to be around, bringing laughter and joy to those in their presence.

Windescky had us all in stitches last night with his hilarious anecdotes

by Windrissi May 14, 2024