Wanking’t dog off

Wanking’t dog off indicates that a person is not doing anything at that moment in time and/or has no plans.

PSA- no dogs shall be harmed, the masturbation of canines is not included.

Alex: what are you doing today?

Caitlin: Wanking’t dog off.

by Cwilss March 4, 2024

washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

My family and sorority

Those bitches are washing the families dirty laundry without asking first

by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024

Walking Taco

The act of rubbing the tip of a man’s penis in a bag of Doritos, coating it in the nacho cheese dust. He then sprinkles an assortment of shredded cheese, lettuce, salsa, and ground beef, creating an inviting snack for a woman to lick off.

Last Tuesday was fiesta night so I gave Caylie a walking taco.

by Fire_engine_red March 9, 2024

Walking on streets of gold

Used by christians referring to someone deceased.
Based on the Biblical description of heaven, saying it has streets of gold.

“Did you hear what happened to Tony?”
“Yeah, he’s walking on streets of gold.”

by justadudeusingthis April 11, 2024

Washington Salute

When two males insert a lit sparkler into the tip of their penis during the Fourth of July.

To celebrate this year, my buddy and I performed the Washington Salute

by Nikki nuggets April 12, 2024

WASDing

When a player in a video game is in a stressful fast encounter, so they spam the movement keys (wasd) in an erratic way to dodge incoming attacks. This phenomenon most common in bullet hell type games with a top-down point of view (ex. Diep.io, Realm of the Mad God, Undertale, etc.).

How is that a skill issue??? I was surrounded on all sides, all of the WASDing in the world couldn't have saved that run!

by NeonNinja April 26, 2024

Walking Starlight

When a person is so haphazardly drunk that they start walking embarrassingly wrong.

“Hey, is John okay?”
“Yeah, I’m not sure
He’s walking starlight”

by dinkydonk23 April 27, 2024