by TheeProstidude August 11, 2020
Get the Wankel mug.When ones face is covered in a sweaty gloss caused by a long, massive masturbation session.
Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.
Commonly spotted on the faces of teenage boys after a Sunday spent trying to beat their record of eight tosses off in a day.
Have you seen Karl’s face today, it’s very red and shiny, he’s got a proper ‘wanker’s sheen’ on him, do you think he’s been tossing off all day?
by Marty the Hat May 25, 2020
Get the Wanker’s Sheen mug.Something that looks or sound inappropriate. It can also mean something that something is obvious or stupid. Also happens to be Santana(the greatest character ever)'s catch phrase.
Example 1:
Carl-"You guys have a hole to fill and i'm just trying to help will it"
Santana-"Wanky"
Emma-"Santana!"
Example 2:
Kitty- "You're so funny and self deprecating, we're so much alike"
Quinn- Looks around in confusion
Santana- "Wanky"
Example 3:
Puck- "Once you see a baby come out of a girls magic garden everything else is easily acceptable"
Quinn-"I think I love you puck. And I know it's not gonna be easy what, with me and you being me and you. But, i'd rather do
hard with you than easy with someone else."
Santana- "Wanky"
Quinn- "Santana for once i'd appreciate it if you kept you inevitable snark to yourself.
Carl-"You guys have a hole to fill and i'm just trying to help will it"
Santana-"Wanky"
Emma-"Santana!"
Example 2:
Kitty- "You're so funny and self deprecating, we're so much alike"
Quinn- Looks around in confusion
Santana- "Wanky"
Example 3:
Puck- "Once you see a baby come out of a girls magic garden everything else is easily acceptable"
Quinn-"I think I love you puck. And I know it's not gonna be easy what, with me and you being me and you. But, i'd rather do
hard with you than easy with someone else."
Santana- "Wanky"
Quinn- "Santana for once i'd appreciate it if you kept you inevitable snark to yourself.
by Auntie Snix March 16, 2020
Get the Wanky mug.an attention-whoring angsty big baby who like diapers, furries, futas, inflation, and anything that's evangelion-related. he also LOVES toilet quagmire.
Wankst is a big baby!
by GobotsFanForever August 8, 2020
Get the Wankst mug.A pointlessly large and overpowered 4x4 vehicle, usually purchased as a boost to driver's ego who is likely to have some kind of inferiority complex. Common examples are the Audi Q, Range Rover and the BMW X7; with the most hideous example being the porsche cayenne.
by rark March 27, 2015
Get the wankpanzer mug.an attention-whoring big baby who likes diapers, futas, inflation, furries, and anything that's evangelion-related. he also LOVES toilet quagmire
Wankst is a big baby!
by GobotsFanForever August 8, 2020
Get the Wankst mug.Wanker Scab is when a dude wanks it so much, he gets a scab on his dick. This is mostly suffered by men, and mostly those who do not use lube or BOND tactical soap (Not a sponser.) Not to be confused with Herpes or other STDs, this usually requires a cease on wanking for 2 days-2 weeks.
by OldLeech September 24, 2019
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