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I SHIP CHICKEN STRIPS AND PIZZA WAFFLES

I would have gotten the promotion, but my attendance wasn’t good enough.
by wawawawawawawawwawawawawawawaw September 24, 2019
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Eggy waffle

An Eggy waffle is an extremely smelly fart that stinks and lingers for a while
It is extremely hard to get rid of an Eggy waffle Febreze is usually required to mask the smell or failing that get the fuck out of the room.
by Stayout February 21, 2019
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Twat waffle

Twat waffle: a vagina that's always open for eating usually classified by the low class woman trading sex for drugs, or just basically a cunt but with a worse attitude.
The local twat waffle has claimed her usual spot in motel 6 and is busy trading her box for rocks...
by Wickedchaos September 22, 2017
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Waffling

When someone is chatting shit that no one cares about.
Guy 1: There’s like a 20% chance turtles will be alive in 2020.
Guy 2: Dude, stop waffling.
by StrizzyBruhh November 16, 2019
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Pissed the Waffles

when something you did hasn't gone the way you planned and it backfired on you.
Team, it looks like my new creative playbook has cost us the championship and i've been crushed in the game big time. I must admit, I pissed the Waffles worse than that woman who put her pregnancy test on her husbands breakfast. I'm very sorry
by canatex December 20, 2021
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Blue waffle

Josh is a blue waffle because he is a blue waffle
by Shita January 19, 2021
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