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Hot Belgian Waffle

An exotic sex act only performed by the most seasoned of professionals on FetLife.

Upon waking up at a Marriott Residence Inn, place your balls on her eyeballs in a fashion where your scrotum seals her nose, so when your fart escapes her nasal passages, it vibrates your testicles.
Once the "waffle iron" is hot, push out your rectum to "squeeze the batter" so it is evenly distributed over the holes. Turn her over as if you're "flipping the iron" and press with all of your might. When she blows out her nose which signifies the "ready ding," rotate back into your previous position and pour your "syrup" evenly.

Serve with coffee and a week-old blueberry scone.
"It ain't a coke-walk being governor of New York. Sometimes you just gotta unwind and serve a Hot Belgian Waffle at the Marriott Residence Inn."
by HoseRUs August 13, 2021
mugGet the Hot Belgian Wafflemug.

waffle traffle

I gave that thot a waffle traffle
by A trains ball sack October 30, 2018
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Waffle house index

A scale created by FEMA used to determine how bad a situation is.

Green: Normal day, serves regular menu

Yellow: Using the generator/limited food supply, serves the limited menu

Red: YOUR ONLY CHANCE IS TO FUCKING PRAY (Things are bad, Waffle House is closed)
"Hey man things are really getting bad out there"

"Is it really? The waffle house index will determine that"
by free cheese June 1, 2023
mugGet the Waffle house indexmug.

Golden waffles

When you can't wait for your girlfriend to drizzle syrup down your naked body
Hey honey, get those golden waffles over here right now!
by Heeheehee123 August 15, 2017
mugGet the Golden wafflesmug.

Waffle Munching

When a man licks another man’s rectum while their legs are interweaved in a hashtag pattern
They were waffle munching late last night after getting several drinks at the bar.
by wafflermuncher April 10, 2025
mugGet the Waffle Munchingmug.

Waffle ironing

The act in which a woman may press a man's testicles between the bottom of her feet.
That waffle ironing thing you told me about was great, it definitely improved our relationship.
by Desean Strick December 19, 2023
mugGet the Waffle ironingmug.

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