When you shoot turds in a toilet from your ass. A bullseye happens when a turd hits the water and splashes a drop of water in the center of your butthole.
by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025
Get the toilet archerymug. Toilet Duck (somebody/something) to criticize a person or organization for tagging or mentioning others in an online social media post.
The well known entrepreneur decided to toilet duck a small startup after he was tagged in a post about climate change.
She was toilet ducked by the head of media from a corporation that citing their brand should not be tagged in online posts.
He doesn’t believe that toilet ducking individuals on social media should be socially acceptable.
She was toilet ducked by the head of media from a corporation that citing their brand should not be tagged in online posts.
He doesn’t believe that toilet ducking individuals on social media should be socially acceptable.
by Super-le-Tiv February 6, 2022
Get the Toilet Duckmug. Hym “I wipe my nose with toilet paper you idiot. For every 1 roll of toilet paper, you get 5-boxes-of-tissue-worth of nose blowing material. It’s for my nose you clown.”
by Hym Iam October 22, 2022
Get the Toilet papermug. by killmealready2736272763 May 15, 2024
Get the skibidi mewing sigma toilet chadmug. by D. Gould February 16, 2009
Get the toilet rockermug. Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.
by Xanderoe August 15, 2019
Get the murdering the toiletmug. When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.
Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.
by Unbeknownst'd've May 16, 2025
Get the Playing Blackjack on the Toiletmug.