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bal man

"TomSka starts laughing at the joke XD"
oh look, a bal : bal man
by FunnyBonesGamer June 19, 2022
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Harness-Man

A man that has a sex harness and sits in it while having his asshole eaten. There is 2 straps that keep the ass cheeks spread for better pleasure.
I was getting a rim job the other night and it wasn’t very pleasurable. Next time I’ll need to sit in my harness.

Man, you sure are a harness-man
by Spiderlocnow August 13, 2019
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Man-Twat

God damn it Woody stop fingering my man-twat.
by B - Wang March 25, 2019
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man lumber

The kind of wood a man carries between his legs. It could be oak, pine, mahogany or Bonsai depending on race or family inheritance.
I asked this hottie if she would like to get a pizza and fuck. When she said no I said "what you don't like pizza"? At that point she kicked me in the man lumber.
by Wageslut December 16, 2015
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man agony

The feeling of complete anguish while in a committed, monogamous relationship.

Or, your boyfriend's hilarious attempt at spelling monogamy which has forever been replaced by man agony.
I have a bad case of man agony.

Wow, have you seen her today? She's struggling with some real man agony.
by MichelleinCanada May 1, 2012
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Man door

I can’t wait to enter Tim’s Man door
by Ozarks November 7, 2020
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Chan Man

Our Music teacher that hides dead bodies in her closet. She has 10 closets and each of them can hold 15 bodies. she never lets anyone look in the closets. She lives at school because she had pillows and blankets and occasionally you see a mattress.
dang Chan Man really do be a man tho
by clobamacare April 11, 2020
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