The Hayward 

A sexual act in which a man sprays diarrhea into a cup after ejaculating into it. The woman then takes the contents of the cup, puts it into her mouth, and swishes it around. She then proceeds to give the man a blowjob, leaving a sticky, shitty mess on his penis. The man then uses this concoction as an anal lube on the woman.

John: "Dude, I gave Victoria the Hayward last night."
Jake: "That's fuckin' awesome!"

The Hayward by the Hayward November 18, 2007

bag over the head 

Fuckable as long as her face is in the pillow.
Can't promenade her around The Block (to show her off) while you wait to get horny again, all because her face or head is from hunger.

She'd be all right for a steady fuck except for the fact that her bod from the neck up calls for a BAG OVER THE HEAD.

bag over the head by Ric here in NYC April 21, 2003

the hook 

When the woman goes from the cowgirl position to the reverse cowgirl position without dismounting by turning in a 180 degree movement.

damn! i nearly blew my load when she gave me the hook!

the hook by Kronos_the_titan December 21, 2008

over the hill 

Reaching the average mid-point in life, which is age 40. Therefore 40th birthdays are generally thought of as making it "over the hill". You've gone up the hill for 40 years ⬆️ (healthy, youthful appearance, etc.), now 40 more years down the hill ⬇️ (decreasing health, loss of physical beauty, etc.)

My mom is gonna be over the hill this month, she's turning 40!

over the hill by tman147258 October 17, 2016

the hip 

One of the best Canadian bands ever. Without them (and AC/DC), the music world would be boring.

I saw The Hip play last night! They rocked up the fucking place!

the hip by Astrolion April 2, 2004

The Hamburger Hepler Effect 

The superfluous addition of hardcore homosexual sex scenes to a video game solely to pander to the gay demographic.

The Hamburger Hepler Effect occurs because of the desire by large media companies to pander to every possible demographic in order to boost sales of their terrible products so that they can claim market success even on the backs of total artistic failure.

Examples: Everything from Bioware/EA in the past three years.

The Hamburger Hepler Effect by bobdobbsthethird May 28, 2012

piercing the hairy doughnut 

Slang term for sticking your penis into a very hairy vagina or asshole.

because you're mom didn't shave, i was piercing the hairy doughnut all night

piercing the hairy doughnut by punkydrewster February 16, 2005