What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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killing the widow

smoking a certain type of weed at high temperatures
Yo man, i got some blood drawn and I had an hourglass on my veins, so i decided it was time to start killing the widow so i went and blazed some trainwreck
by misterman October 10, 2013
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The Shit That Killed Elvis

A particularly painful, labored shit. Often materializing at the worst of times. Named so because Elvis Presley died taking a shit on the toilet.
I'm sorry I was late to the meeting, but i had to take the shit that killed Elvis.
by Southbound Soul November 04, 2023
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Kill the Wolf

A term coined by the Insurgency Sisterhood out of concern for the lack of real men in our generation, which is meant to describe a potential suitor's level of masculinity.
"Hey Jane, how'd your date with John go last night? Can he kill the wolf?"

"OMG that flannel shirt, those roughed up workin' man hands... He looks like he just got finished chopping down a tree. And I bet he smells like a hint of gasoline and motor oil. Yep, that one can definitely kill the wolf".

"Had the most amazing night of sex with my husband last night. Thank god he knows how to kill the wolf!"
by vivalarevolucion321 August 05, 2018
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crispy kill

An awesome snipe or wreck in gaming or sports.
I just got such a crispy kill in Halo; he didn't stand a chance against my binary rifle ( Z-750 Special Application Sniper Rifle)
by WordSheep December 29, 2015
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