suicide 

to suicide - the act (or art) of commiting suicide

And then Judas suicided after betraying Christ.

suicide by 7th-Incarnation-Jebus February 22, 2004

Semen Suicide 

When you jack off in the shower.

"Sorry I took so long in the shower, I just committed semen suicide."

Semen Suicide by Psyne September 19, 2008

tequila suicide

i was told to snort the tequila, squeeze lemon in your eye and then lick the salt...

i did a double tequila suicide last night, one for each nostril just to maintain a healthy balance. i also recommend replacing the salt with black pepper for a little spice...we called it a killer sanchez!

tequila suicide by kyle74 November 9, 2006

Suicide 

The easy way out

Suicide

Suicide by billy66613420*67 March 19, 2019

human suitcase 

when a midget in rollerskates, dress up in all your clothes... then you pull them through an airport

i got my girlfriend a human suitcase for valentines day

human suitcase by sfnaln March 6, 2011

Suicide Box 

1. A suicide box is a cunt that you fall into, can't find your way out of, so you have to kill yourself.

2. (rare) A cunt that's so beautiful that when you look upon it you kill yourself. Stupid people kill themselves before they fuck said cunt.

1. So this is my life. Trapped in a suicide box. *Breaks own neck*

2. Yo, dat be a suicide box, y'all. *Breaks own neck*

Suicide Box by Wonaldo April 18, 2008

monkey suit

A suit used to convert one's outward appearance to the guise of a monkey. This term was most prevalent in the inspirational movie "Going Bananas" in which Bonzo, a midget woman from Los Angeles encounters an identity crisis, eventually winning the US Open all while fooling America into thinking she was a 7 year old monkey tennis champion.

Jim: You, sir, are wearing a monkey suit!
Marbles: (Tosses monkey excrement at Jim)

monkey suit by Jerry the Gerbilizer February 5, 2005