A bunch of lies fundies teach to children in school. Included in most curriculums are falsehoods intended to scare students into abstinence, such as:
-Exaggerated condom failure rates
-Exaggerated rates of STD transmission among sexually active members of all demographics, but especially teenagers and gay (or bisexual) men
-Exaggerated risk of dying during an abortion (if abortion is discussed at all), and/or exaggerated risks of depression and other potential side effects of abortion
-Claims that most religions consider sex to be innately evil. Two problems with this:
1. Most religions consider sex a positive (or even Sacred) thing, and
2. Church and State are separate, so this drivel is irrelevant in a school setting anyway
-Many other laughable, obvious lies
-Exaggerated condom failure rates
-Exaggerated rates of STD transmission among sexually active members of all demographics, but especially teenagers and gay (or bisexual) men
-Exaggerated risk of dying during an abortion (if abortion is discussed at all), and/or exaggerated risks of depression and other potential side effects of abortion
-Claims that most religions consider sex to be innately evil. Two problems with this:
1. Most religions consider sex a positive (or even Sacred) thing, and
2. Church and State are separate, so this drivel is irrelevant in a school setting anyway
-Many other laughable, obvious lies
My sex ed teacher claimed condoms had a 90% failure rate. When I called her on her bullshit and said the failure rate was closer to 3%, she got all bitchy and sent me to the office. Lying cunt.
I was taught in sex ed that condoms don't protect you, so I never used them. Now I have an impressive collection of STDs.
I was taught in sex ed that condoms don't protect you, so I never used them. Now I have an impressive collection of STDs.
by yayfortaints December 28, 2005
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My girlfriend was in the shower and i was incredibly horny. I could tell that she was too, because i could hear her moans from the kitchen. I quickly pulled out my vibrating dildo, threw on some fishnets and booty shorts, and took off my bra.
My girlfriend was in the shower and i was incredibly horny. I could tell that she was too, because i could hear her moans from the kitchen. I quickly pulled out my vibrating dildo, threw on some fishnets and booty shorts, and took off my bra.
I snuck into the shower, and she turned around in surprise. She threw me a quick seductive smile, and we started kissing passionately and pinching each other's nipples. I gently kissed her triple-d breasts, and traveled all the way down to her perfect pink pussy. as soon as my tongue touched her clit, she let out a little moan and fell against the shower wall. She quickly flipped me over and said "Your turn sweetheart". With a wild vigor she started pinching and licking my rock hard nipples as i moaned in ecstasy. We started kissing again, and with no warning she stuck her finger up my ass. I quickly grabbed the shower head and sprayed her pussy and she collapsed on the floor, trembling as i stuck one, two, three fingers in her pussy. i pinched and massaged her clit, and stuck the dildo in. she screamed and i put it on the highest vibe setting. She lay on the floor, twitching and moaning, and i took the dildo out of her pussy and she shoved it in mine. i immediately collapsed. She stared doing doggystyle, and i cummed twice. I shoved my whole fist into her, and she screamed "GIVE ME MORE MOMMY PLEASEEE" and i quickly found her g-spot. she gasped, and squirted so far it landed on the vanity. we collapsed in an exhausted heap, and did it all again in the morning :). best lesbian sex i have ever had.
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Ingredients:
1 cup Peach schnapps
1 cup Midori melon liqueur
1 cup Rum
1 cup Chambord
1 1/2 qt Pineapple juice
1 1/2 qt Cranberry juice
1 bag Ice
Mixing instructions:
Makes 1 gallon of punch -- mix all 4 liquers in 1 parts and fill rest with pineapple and cranberry juice
Ingredients:
1 cup Peach schnapps
1 cup Midori melon liqueur
1 cup Rum
1 cup Chambord
1 1/2 qt Pineapple juice
1 1/2 qt Cranberry juice
1 bag Ice
Mixing instructions:
Makes 1 gallon of punch -- mix all 4 liquers in 1 parts and fill rest with pineapple and cranberry juice
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Get the nigga sex mug.Just coined about 2 and a half minutes ago. A sex fort may be created for the performing of sex in a room that already doesnt have much privacy -such as a dorm room. Hence, a smaller room created with blankets, pillows, cardboard etc., in a already small room.
"Hey Matt have you seen my girlfriend? she was out walking the dog."
"Yeah bro they're in my sex fort, sorry but how could you miss us you were in the room"
"Ohhhhhh nice!"
"Yeah bro they're in my sex fort, sorry but how could you miss us you were in the room"
"Ohhhhhh nice!"
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