don't touch my pizza

This is how it happened.

This is how TikTok went off the deep end.

was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something

by an extremely depressed bandu March 26, 2025

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Pineapple on Pizza

A pizza decorated with Pineapple, the dish is very hated by Italians and young Americans.

ew, i would never eat pineapple on pizza.

by Baltic._ October 18, 2024

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Pizza-bate

When you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to masterbate and it arrives prematurely.

What are you doing tonight? Think I'm gonna stay in and pizza-bate

by Ginger seb October 27, 2017

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A lesbian sexual position involving two ex-softball players and a baseball bat—preferably wooden and not used since regionals. One partner lies back with legs in a wide V (think pizza slice), while the other delivers a deep-dish experience using the bat (with appropriate protection and consent). The name comes from the warm glow that fills the room after, when both women cuddle under a pizza blanket watching A League of Their Own.

Erica hadn’t played second base since high school, but when Jess said she missed “the old team spirit,” one Pizza Nightlight later and Erica was rounding home in record time.

by Definitely Not Rick April 2, 2025

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Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins

Aunt Arctic Pizza is a secret society of penguins who dress in Pizzas, a pink beanie, and glasses. All of them are green and don't accept any other color penguin because they are racist little jerks. Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins (Or AAPP) survive off of puffles and penguin souls. Their weaknesses include Orange puffles, a hungry mob, and a pizza chef with an appetite. If you are faced with one of these creatures, smile cause your probably on one of CherryCheese's videos.

"Aunt Arctic Pizza Penguins ate my puffle!"

by CherryCheese November 23, 2019

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