Gym Package 

An unfortunate side effect that occurs after having worked out at the gym that causes a man's penis and testicles shrink significantly, often making ones two testicles to look like a single testicle.

Dude, When I changed out of my gym clothes I had major gym package going on, it was so depressing.

Gym Package by Nthebutt1001 January 16, 2011

Todd Packer Situation 

When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.

Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.

Todd Packer Situation by Jungle ranch July 7, 2019

Packhorse'd 

1. A state wherein an individual or group of individuals have been repeatedly screwed over with insane timelines and objectives that crush the very souls of those affected

2. The supreme art of critical thinking where all factors are considered, planned, placed into position, and then scrapped at the last minute on a whim for favor of an asinine idea.

3. The act of burning bridges, destroying relationships, and backdooring superior organizations in an effort to portray alpha-male tendencies to subordinates

4. A method of control by which the dominating force mentally and emotionally abuses subordinates in an effort to appear omnipotent and omniscient

All of us have been packhorse'd at some point in our lives.

Packhorse'd by eatmorchkn60 May 5, 2011

packing the cannon 

v. Having anal sex while the recipient is on the verge of shitting. The result is messy, and disgusting.

Rich enjoyed packing Rachael's cannon.

I like packing the cannon with my girlfriend.

packing the cannon by Rich D. March 9, 2007

Smoke Package 

Someone that is a complete bullshitter.

Dean is a smoke package.

Smoke Package by mushad March 19, 2010

Ketchup Packet 

When your girl is on her period and you squeeze her so blood comes out her vagina.

My girl is on her period so I squeezed her and called her my ketchup packet.

Ketchup Packet by MEMEBIGBIGBOY October 8, 2017

come in six-packs 

A class of people who come in six-packs are cheap, contemptible, anti-social or worthless.

Look at those hooligans hanging around the town square looking for trouble. They come in six-packs.

come in six-packs by Fearman August 7, 2007