peterson 

Verb.
To incessantly question the meaning of everything in a conversation and to then question the meaning of the answer incessantly until you have derailed the whole argument.

Inspired by Jordan Peterson a Canadian "intellectual".

A: Do you believe god created lobsters?
Peterson: Now what do you mean by God?! And what do you mean by creation?! And what IS a lobster?!
A: Are you for real pertersoning me right now?

peterson by Mobss May 28, 2025

peterson 

likes too BUT FUCK the shit out of his brother

i just petersoned my brother

peterson by paygorn12 July 26, 2025

ricky peterson 

a total douchebag who thinks people like him but is actually just a gay fag who won't come out of the closet yet; stupid; gay.

wow, that guy is such a ricky peterson!

ricky peterson by hellohi6997 November 22, 2010

Adan Peterson

Adan Peterson is known to be one of the creators of Gears of War 3! He also has played for the Indianapolis Colts in the NFL!

1. Lets Go Play Gears of War 3!
2. Is that the Game Adan Peterson made?
3. Ya!! Its Awesome!

Adan Peterson by Tucker Nunroe November 2, 2011

Daddy Peterson

A person who is dominant in a sexual manner whom enjoys spanking their partner in a way that is borderline abusive. The spanking used to be a legitimate form of punishment in the bedroom, but is frowned upon in today's society and could result in a prison sentence. Mainly used in male on male relationships.

Brad always complained about the beatings he got from his Daddy Peterson, but always went back to him after the off-season.

Daddy Peterson by Sunset Wolf September 16, 2016

Daddy Peterson

A person who is dominant in a sexual manner whom enjoys spanking their partner in a way that is borderline abusive. The spanking used to be a legitimate form of punishment in the bedroom, but is frowned upon in today's society and could result in a prison sentence. Mainly used in male on male relationships and used affectionately.

Brad always complained about the beatings he got from his Daddy Peterson, but always went back to him after the off-season.

Daddy Peterson by Sunset Wolf September 16, 2016

eric peterson 

Eric Peterson's are extremely mysterious. They tend to disappear and go M.I.A. for what seems to be forever, just so they can be missed. They will mislead you on purpose just to keep you guessing. And of course, wanting more. They are so sexy that both sexes are attracted to them. They are stalked by crazies on social media and therefore won't reply to your messages hardly ever. Boy! Eric Petersons will get you wanting them down on one knee. Practically salivating as you wait. But, unfortunately, they have huge commitment issues and love playing games as all immature boys do. So if you expect to see a change anytime soon... you're better off planning your own funeral.

"Do you know Eric Peterson?" "No."

eric peterson by Mrs. I do what I want June 18, 2018