Connor's Penis

Has a HUGE penis, great in bed, and anytime a girl sees his penis. They have sex with him within seconds.

Connor's Penis: has a BIG PENIS

by 11WHAT11 December 17, 2017

owen's penis

Fucking massive.

U seen owen's penis?
Yeah its fucking massive.

by Brandon0321 June 1, 2017

Floppy penis

A floppy penis is where a fully grown male has a penis that will droop for the rest of his life. His penis will hang down in shame and never become erect even if he takes viagra!

The women screamed in horror as she realised he had a floppy penis

by Chris2603 November 10, 2016

midget penis

When your penis is at its very smallest. The exact opposite of having a boner.

I always do a good penis pull and stretch as I approach the urinal so if anyone peeks while I'm peeing it won't look like I have midget penis

by jjjjeezy July 8, 2011

elephant penis

who ever searches this term has a serious mental issue

who ever writes a definition for elephant penis has one too!

by abcdefghijkllll February 13, 2007

Ghost Penis

A clumpy fold in your pants that looks like an erected penis.

Origin:
Anthony Padilla from Smosh mentioned having a ghost penis in his video "the gym hates me".

"I hate when I have a ghost penis lump and it gets more awkward when a hot girl notices it and starts chuckling..."

by phantomimposter March 7, 2013

Penis Parachute

A penis parachute is necessary when one is taking a poop usually in a public place and to avoid penis and toilet seat contact you put your penis between your stomach and shirt.

Tom: "That bathroom was horrible, but i had to go so bad."

Jane: " I hope your penis didnt touch the seat!"

Tom: "No worrries i did a penis parachute."

by Jared Juice August 22, 2010