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Emotional Pants

The metaphorical version of underwear that separates a girls emotions from the outside world.
Steve: I don't want to have sex
Erica: Then what do you want?
Steve: I want in your emotional pants...
Emotional Pants by PIGS! January 21, 2011

Labia pants 

Thin dress pants, normally worn by the masses in corporate america. Pants so thin one can clearly differentiate labia minoira/ majora or penis and testes in a crotch grab that occurs during a rowdy lunch hour.

The antithesis of boner pants.
Labia pants are a must when having lunch with a hot coworker with wandering hands.
Labia pants by High 5 July 22, 2012

dress pants 

Super sexy pants when a sexy female is wearing them.
Man, Savannah is so sexy! Especially when she is wearing dress pants!
dress pants by toastygnomes November 13, 2013

Dance in her pants 

a reference pertaining to a female who is particularly attractive; an exclamation of desire or intention regarding an especially hot and sexy woman; expressing a sexual goal toward and about any really good looking woman; pertaining to great passion and lust directed toward and about any irresistible, wanted woman
"Man, she is off the charts, do I ever want to dance in her pants !!"
Dance in her pants by sydarris October 27, 2009

get in my pants 

When you go out with a guy on the first date and he Try’s to Get In My Pants
Just met a guy . He picked me up at my place and within one Minute he tried to get in my pants!

beans in your pants 

Referring to someone who is being goofy or overly energetic. Not dissimilar from “ants in your pants.”
Karen, calm down. You’ve got beans in your pants.
beans in your pants by FiestaNic October 1, 2019