Real Man

Yes it's the no true Scottsmen fallacy but it's ALSO the solipsism I've been talking about.

Hym "And it's implicit in the term 'real man,' Meg. You husband is MORE real to you and the other men are LESS real. If your husband's cock fat? Because that is why you think he's more. Your marriage is a solipsistic dyad."

by Hym Iam March 2, 2025

real poo

Da yucky stinky brown fluid dat drains outta yer ears after a day of dealing wif people who feed you tons of BS --- you need copious squirts of fake or "sham" poo to lather it all outta yer hair again.

If yer a "Baldy from Baldymoore" dude who seldom needs to visit a barber, you would not need so much "sham poo" to clean da "real poo" offa yer chrome dome as someone who is blessed wif a thick "mop on top" dat da BS would soak in and stick to; also, a lotta da disgusting "verbal excrement" drainage would merely drip off yer smooth scalp instead of actually remaining on yer head in da first place, and therefore there would be less of Ollie North's "residuals" there to clean off during your evening shower.

by QuacksO February 29, 2020

real

real, meaning: for real or literally or i know right.
something you agree on.

"zendaya is pretty,"
"real."

by zendayaisgod October 2, 2022

REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE

Lover of sounds inside an exclusive group that can't ever be breached.

You may hear what you want to hear but the REAL SMART CANT AUDIOPHILE always understands what they hear and the reasoning is STRENGTH IN NUMBERS , "right ADAM".

by NOTHING BUTT BPM August 20, 2021

Real

When something is clearly fictional or fake, you can say real to make a joke

*video of png dinosaurs roaming a png of Los Angeles*

Commenter: real

by abc's and 123's October 9, 2022

Rewards are not real

What do you actually have after you've been rewarded? Answer: The same thing you would have had the "reward" not been WITHHELD FROM YOU DELIBERATELY IN EXCHANGE FOR COMPLIANCE.

Hym "Therefore: REWARDS ARE NOT REAL. A reward is nothing more than intercepting the needs or desires of someone else and WITHHOLDING that need or desire to use as a form of leverage.

by Hym Iam September 7, 2025

real.

his (steve lacy) face and the music. perfection exists.

baby keem is the realest.

steve lacy is real.

by kudekeem March 27, 2024