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Dump 'n drumpf

The act of watching oneself masturbating in front of a mirror (drumpfing) while sitting on a toilet taking a dump (dumping). This can be promoted to a super dump n drumpf if the participant is spewing forth racist rhetoric.
Jon: yesterday I totally walked in on Donny "dump n drumpfing"
Oliver: gtfo!
Jon: yeah... I'd even call it a super dump 'n drumpf on account of him screaming something about Mexican rapists
Oliver: We gotta build a wall around that shit..
by Dirty bugz August 17, 2016
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Trump dumped

When someone you've met, and have great chemistry with otherwise, finds out you voted for Trump and then is somehow immediately no longer attracted to you and won't date you, you've been Trump dumped.
Well hell, she saw one of my old Facebook postings and now I've been Trump dumped!
by mrt77876 May 31, 2018
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home dump

Running to home dump to pick up spackle to cover the holes in the wall after thanksgiving
by TheJIB November 12, 2022
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Fairy Dump

When you take a "fake shit" while at work to get out of a task
Coworker: Ralph is such an asshole, he's always fairy dumping when working needs to be done.
by Jagoffinpixburgh August 14, 2017
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Time Dump

When you talk to a girl and she doesn’t want to give you the time of day, you try and get to know her but she’s not receptive to you.
David: talking to the girl Hey, what's up? How's your day been?

Girl: distracted, one-word response Fine.

David: Okay, cool. What are you doing today?

Girl: looks away Not much.

David starts feeling a little frustrated but continues to ask questions, hoping for a better response.

Sol: watching from the side, seeing how the conversation is going Bro, they're time dumps! They're not even giving you the time of day. Onto the next one. Don't let them waste your time, man.
There's plenty of girls who'll actually vibe with you.
by GuarGuar February 1, 2025
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Dump Ring

When a large, long, and fairly sturdy turd strikes the inside of a toilet bowl, and is then flushed. It will often create a circular smudge or smear around the inside of the bowl. This term was coined by a woman living somewhere in the Midwest, USA after her son deposited such a turd into her toilet bowl and attempted to flush, but he left it for her to discover the next morning.
"Who left the giant 'dump ring' in my toilet!!!"
by Whoop, there it is! June 14, 2021
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Junkie dumping

Junkie dumping is the city version of cow tipping every one of those junkies tipped over and past our standing up so when you walk over and push over a fentanyl and run is junkie dumping
Junkie dumping is the city version of cow tipping but with fentanyl junkies who are just standing there tipped over and past out standing up so when you walk up and push them over like a sleeping cow it's called junkie dumping
by Chaotic316 March 14, 2025
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