ninja horseback cop 

the stealthy bainbridge police department division of night watchmen who ride on murdad-out horses on the offense with numchucks looking for the kids with the dankest bud and chill shrooms harry.

CHILL DUDE 1: "dude, that ninja horseback cop ganked all my dankest bud at 3am last night."
CHILL DUDE 2: "that sucks, dude i was tryin to get my smoked on

ninja horseback cop by bro chill jeremy May 23, 2010

ADD Ninja 

(n) A termed used for someone whose low attention span allows them to simply disappear at will, only reappearing after a determined amount of time chosen by the "ninja"

Pat: Hey John stay here I'll be right back.
~30 seconds later~
Pat: Hey Steve did you see John?
Steve: No, I thought he was with you.
Pat: Damn that boy is a damned ADD Ninja!


This term actually dates back a few years. Thought only to be an inside joke between friends to discribe one of the group, I left the state I was living in at the time. I moved to a larger city only to have it used there too. The origin is still unknown to me.

ADD Ninja by Greyn1 April 7, 2009

Nipple Ninja 

What a baby is called when displaying innate ability to fend off removal from the breast when feeding.

"Agghhh, the Nipple Ninja is chewing my nip, but I can't get her off!!!"

Nipple Ninja by Annie's Mum May 11, 2009

Skivvy ninja 

A man in the armed services that participates in a blanket party, which is the beating of another soldier at night when everybody is sleeping. this usually happens in boot camp if a soldier does something wrong that effects the whole platoon or unit.

Bill: do you know what a skivvy ninja is?

Fred: Yeah, i was a skivvy ninja in boot camp, we beat the shit out of guys that kept screwing up.

Bill: wow, your a badass!

Skivvy ninja by mcmelonmaster August 3, 2009

Husky Ninja 

A very overweight arabic woman wearing customary muslim atire.

Ohh man look at that husky ninja walking down route Tampa

Husky Ninja by 00Mancandy December 31, 2009

green ninja 

when somone is smoking a blunt and they are letting the smoke sit in their mouth you sneak up on them n suck the smoke out of their mouth.

dood when im high i turn into a green ninja.

green ninja by green ninja attacks April 6, 2011

clumsy ninja

This person who is either distracted, worked up over something, is over/under-medicated, or just a clumsy idiot,
He knocks something over accidentally, and as it flies through the air towards doom,
somehow saves/catches the item, lightening quick-- just in time.
**HE still looks like an ass for being utterly spastic and CLUMSY-
His quick and speedy recovery---like that of a skilled NINJA...
He averted the disaster and his confidence rises
until he does it again in ten minutes...

{clumsy ninjette-for the ladies]

While telling a good story, hand smacks a soda off the table and you catch it before in lands
on the laptop. **clumsy ninja save**

Finish amazing sex, get up, trip over the ottoman, land face down,
roll over quickly and just ask if round 2 could start there instead.
**clumsy ninja attitude**

Grab a item off a store's shelf, the rest of items all start to fall, and you run like hell--
**clumpsy ninja hates the attention**

clumsy ninja by Mistress Jenocide September 9, 2013