A fancier term for “bullshit”. Most often used when given a very shitty set of Mayhem 3 modifiers in Borderlands 3 or being fucked out of a sesh by your parents.
V: “My parents said I can’t leave the house cause they caught me having fun for once in my life.”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
S: “Horse’s hooker!”
by StewartCopelandFucks April 18, 2020
Get the Horse’s hookermug. A sacred stance used to defend oneself from attackers. Space your legs apart and squat down so that your thigh and lower leg are at a 90 degree angle, while screaming NEEIGGH at the top of your lungs to make your assailent as uncomfortable as possible. May occasionally result in you getting kicked in the fun time spot, but worth the look on your attackers face if they are as confused as I am while writing this definition.
guy one: yo man let’s jump this foo’
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!
target: back off! NEEIIIGGGHH!!!
guy two: shit man! He knows the horse stance!!!
guy one: lets beat it!
by biggie cheeze June 4, 2018
Get the horse stancemug. by hhhu November 18, 2019
Get the Dark Horsemug. 
by akalazam June 4, 2025
Get the Albanian horse musket thrustsmug. Is a parent or Guardian that does everything for ther children even brush there teeth after the age of 18
by Jackson 56 August 6, 2016
Get the home horsemug. by dhar woman February 28, 2024
Get the Horsesmug.