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Human Zamboni

The act of shoving push broom and floor squeegee handles into the anus and then walking backward to clean the ice between periods of a hockey game
"Want to go to Earl's party Saturday night?"

"Budget cuts to peewee hockey caused Wendell and I to volunteer as the Human Zambonis during the tourney. It takes a village dontcha know."
by moosedjelly February 6, 2025
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HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE

POOR IS A SIN.
Well you know all of these investments in society that are sitting idle and some not even being used at night as this HUMANITY SLEEP CURSE as they keep trespassing you out of being able to sleep where these who do so have a good night SLEEP so if society is going to change you may want to look at the GROSS TREATMEMT of these PARSIMONIOUS PIGS who crawl into their ESCAPE HATCH.
by DISTRAUGHT June 1, 2022
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human evolution

the state or being of mitchelli turning into Mr. Quinn
human evolution has evolved so much...

its like monkies grew lungs and vocal cords and showed up at our school..
by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025
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pro-human

Supporting the prosperity, growth and other parts of advancement of the Human race.
“You will have some people getting elected as pro-human, anti-globalist but they turn out to be globalist”- Alex Jones
by Maskrade March 27, 2023
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human crotch rocket

A small girl with a temper that should scare you away but is so attentive you’re willing to throw caution to the wind. Like riding a fast motorcycle.
I had a date with the human crotch rocket last night!

How was it? I know she’s very aggressive!

Like riding a ninja in the rain!

You have fun though?

Omg yes!!
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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Human

Overcomplicated doughnut with feelings.
Q: What is a human?

A: Very complicated doughnut.
A: That also can feel (optional)
by Kamy A May 2, 2021
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Human Giraffe

When you Poop,And Splooge in your Partners mouth at the same time while watching A Minecraft movie.
Hey Baby,Wanna Human Giraffe?

Not right now Mom. Im trying to Human Giraffe
by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025
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