Lame Arse Duck 

Similar to lame arse dick but less offensive.

Hi Mark and Joe:

Happy Lame Arse Duck day!

Hope you celebrate accordingly

Lame Arse Duck by Letsplaydarts December 18, 2019

Flip the duck 

Finding another orifice

I'm looking to flip the duck, can you assist?

Flip the duck by Psyrus 137 January 25, 2022

son of a duck 

An ass kisser. A mama's boy. An obsessed follower. Son of a duck is an adjective used to describe a person who is obsessed at getting another persons approval and love even if that implies being ridiculous because they do not want to be alone.

OMG you are such a son of a duck. Stop seeking for her approval. Have some self respect!

son of a duck by octavio-abril May 15, 2022

lick my duck’s asshole! 

One of innumerable ways of telling someone to fuck off.

Why don’t you lick my duck’s asshole!

lick my duck’s asshole! by Dr Bunnygirl May 18, 2023

You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle 

When you can’t get what you’re working with up to the required standard

Jeff: “That bloke just isn’t cut out for the job”
Tim: “yeah mate, you can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle”

You can’t teach a Duck how to fly like an Eagle by killacrip August 12, 2021

I’m stuck like a duck with no luck

When your stuck like a duck with no luck

HELP I’M STUCK LIKE A DUCK WITH NO LUCK

I’m stuck like a duck with no luck by Suster creator god June 16, 2022

Lame Duck 

When a nude female straddles a male with his cock out and no penetration is made but she takes the cock in her hands behind her back near her ass region and humps while jerking him behind her back like simulating fake sexual intercourse (aka Fucking).

Liz totally gave Kyle a lame duck on New Years Eve.

Lame Duck by BoyWithBallsOnChin June 6, 2010