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New York City

The shittiest place to live. EVER.
Why the fuck would anyone want to live in New York City?

Farmer City 

Shithole made up of people almost as...if not more...shitty. If you're looking for a good time, you're probably not going to find it here. 20 minutes away from any shopping mall or Wal-mart and known for having a terrible school system.
Farmer City by Kayyyyytin June 20, 2009

River City Rebels 

7-piece ska-punk band from River City, Vermont. Led by Bopper, the River City Rebels (Also RCR) tear up the east coast live and rock the nation on recording.
ME: Who can argue with a name like "Bopper"?!?!
Yar-Yar: Someone named Jungle-Face, The Scientist, Patti Botox, Sacy Jack, or Brandon HeartAttack!

smoke city 

sebastian, Florida
it's called smoke city because it is so boring here there is nothing to do but smoke trees
Mike Jones: lets go to smoke city!
Slim Thug: iight, i hear they got some dank shit there!
smoke city by alex campione November 25, 2007

Awesome City 

Adjective:

Something that is beyond awesome; something you think is awesome that no one else does.
(Definition 1) Wow, this Tool concert is really awesome city!

(Definition 3)Man, Maroon 5 is a really awesome city band!
Awesome City by schism462 June 22, 2009

Manchester City

A sack of shite filled to the brim with oil money, which its nonexistent supporters claim as a 'football club'. It comes as no surprise that they bought all their fans at the local electronics store, because they're all plastic anyway. Their Emptyhad Stadium is so full of plastic they donate it to fund the Kardashians' plastic surgery. The 16 pieces of plastic that call themselves 'fans' of this cesspool regularly gather together online and tell normal football fans to bugger off 'because their club is unsuccessful', without realising that their shitsack is just a hyperinflated bubble powered by massive amounts of oil.
Manchester City is like a SpaceX rocket. It uses oil to propel itself up, and eventually disintegrates anyway.

Did you hear that Manchester City have just received 115 financial fair play charges? Yeah, that shite club is done for.

Normal football fan: 'Goddamn it, Manchester City have bought another player for 14120943^11278 octoquinquadrillion pounds.'
Random piece of plastic: 'yEaH tHaTs RiGhT oUr ClUb'S tHe BeSt ClUb EvEr!!!111'
Normal football fan: 'Oh. You must get no pussy.'