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When, for a single moment, a normal average person powers up like Sega's Altered Beast becoming a violent creature and dominating a person, place, or thing.
"Dude! Did you see Billy eat that sub! He beasted that shit in two bites!!"

"Did you hear how Joe fucked that chick? He beasted her so hard she had a concussion!"
Beasted by Supabeast78 April 21, 2010
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beasting 

(The true definition of the word, as it was invented by me)

Succeeding at something.
I am beasting at this point and time.
beasting by JO the beast April 20, 2004

the beast 

The best home made smoking device ever. A small spaghetti jar with a hole drilled in bottom and side, and the cap has a nut JB welded on top with holes beneath it. Use as a waterfall bong with the help of a friend. Perfect hits, everytime.
"the beast will fucking tear you up!"
the beast by hollistercoiner February 6, 2004

Beasters 

disgusting marijuana (by deffinition only), meant for the chaunciest of the chauncey weed smokers, canada's way of trying to screw the US for being so sweet while they are chaunces WE ONLY SMOKE CHRONIC BITCH
Wow, these beasters suck worse than chicks that you'd only let bob but then suck at it, by the way, isn't Lo-Har is a huge chaunce
Beasters by ATL August 30, 2005

Breasticles 

You have big and lucious breasticles, they make me mess myself all over the show. God you're so hot, I want you so bad. Oh, yes, yes, yes, stick it in there. Ohhh you're a good boy now lick mummy dry.
Breasticles by Clinton March 7, 2003
Not to be confused with Beast, beast, beastly, beasts or The Beast of Revelations]. BEAST is an individual person with enourmous size and (presumed) enourmous strength. The strength is of course always assumed, because BEAST will never demonstrate this enourmous strength to those around him. While beast can refer to someone attractive, unnatractive, strong, or otherwise positively or negatively noteworthy and Beast can refer to individuals possessing qualities of the sort, BEAST must refer to the specific individual who embodies these qualities. While each social group has only one, and each group believes that it's own BEAST is superior, stronger, or more beastly than other BEASTs, it is logical to assume that there are many BEASTs in the world, and that who is the greatest BEAST of all is up for depate. (I know who get's my vote). (There is also a BEAST featured in the movie 'Fall of a Dream' from the Karen and Sam series)
I went to a party with... wait for it... BEAST! Can you believe it?!
BEAST by Tetragrammaton June 23, 2007

Beast out 

The always manly over exaggeration of a night's events...often there are no witnesses to back up said beasting out. People who tell fictitious beast out stories must always be called out.
when asked what a friend did last night, friend replies with beast out: "I shot-gunned 14 beers, but I was cool to drive. I hopped in my wrangler and said fuck roads...I drove through the protected indian reserve while tripping on the acid I just had taken. After I evaded the feds I went to my friends house she had a friend over, we had a three-some, no biggie, typical wednesday."
Beast out by MKerns February 28, 2011