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Believe All Mammals

The reasoning that victim and perp have the same credibility.
Congressman Jones asked the public not to choose sides, but to believe all mammals.
by Miso Grumpy May 12, 2020
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luqman knows all

when an intelligent, advanced boy says that he knows all
usually said when he shows off
luqman knows all

when an intelligent, advanced boy says that he knows all

ME: whats 9+10
luqman: to the power of the equidistant vector and the algebraic impression on an x and y graph, we can simplify it to 19.
ME: LUQMAN KNOWS ALL!!!
by vimtolover99 August 16, 2020
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reply-all pollution

The effect achieved when people unnecessarily reply-all to an email that only required a standard reply, unnecessarily filling everyone's inbox with unneeded crap.
There goes Jim again, constantly creating reply-all pollution. I wish he realized there are 100 other people on this email chain who don't care!

The reply-all pollution on this team is suffocating!
by Metaphoru September 25, 2020
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All Shave November

The polar opposite of No Shave November.

In response to negative reactions to women doing No Shave November, some men began to protest by shaving their entire bodies for a month - All Shave November.
Man 1: Dude, did you shave your arms?
Man 2: Yep. And my legs, my chest, my ass, etc.
Man 1: Why?
Man 2: All Shave November
by Cogsworthhasenteredthebuilding November 7, 2012
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JK all the way

Short for, "Just kidding, all the way". It is used by many of the same people who say things like, "See you later, alligator" and "Bye-bye butterfly". It is presumed that the kind of people who say these things suffered some sort of serious rhyme shortage as children.
"Hey, did you hear? Jerry just got hit by a car!"

"Oh my god, is he okay?"

"Haha, you fell for it! JK all the way!"
by Se@horse15 December 16, 2012
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go all caterpillar

to thoroughly dig after sweets when offered
Guy 1: Want some candy?
Guy 2: Yea sure *digs like crazy to get as much candy as possible*
Guy 1: Damn, don't go all caterpillar on it!
by tikibone January 24, 2012
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going all ADD

When some unexpected but not unmanageable event occurs making someone forget all protocol or etiquette regarding the original situation often leading to great inconvenience for those not involved with the new event or situation.

Examples include:

When one enters a restaurant with an acquaintance only to find a baseball game on television and the game becomes the primary focus of one or both persons’ attention.

When someone sees a magazine with an interesting cover photo on a rack in a grocery store and rather than pay for it and read it at home, they grab the magazine with no regard to where their shopping cart is and block the aisle while reading the magazine in the store.

When someone is driving but stopped at a light and sees a friend in another vehicle or on a sidewalk and begins a conversation completely disregarding the traffic signals or that there are other drivers behind him who would like to get on with their lives.
Thing 1: Thanks for suggesting dinner.

Thing 2: Yeah I love the enchiladas here.

Thing 1: Oh, that's right; the Giants are on.

Thing 2: You gonna have a beer?

Thing 1 They took Lincecum out already!?

Waiter: Are you guys ready to order?

Thing 2: Yeah, I’ll have the enchiladas and a big Sierra Nevada.

Thing 1: I bet it’s that problem with the cuticle on the ring-finger of this throwing hand. Did you hear about that?

Thing 2: Ummm, you ready to order?

Waiter: Let me give you guys a few minutes.

Thing 2: So what looks good?

Thing 1: (very loudly in spite of children in the restaurant) Bullshit! It was a strike. Did you see that? See? See? Watch the replay. Are you watching?

Thing 2: DUDE! Stop going all ADD and at least order, and then we'll watch the game.
by Alfetta159 June 15, 2011
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