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Gay Date

Similar to a “playdate”, only with all guys. This shameful act can be observed in a suburban neighborhood when husbands all meet on one neighbors swing-set accompanied by their children to hang out and speak amongst themselves. Most likely each of them have been sent out of their homes with their kids inbound because their overworked stay-at-home mommy wives needed some “me time” to recover from the harsh reality of their disappointing happily-ever-after’s. Of course, topics of discussion between these pussy-whooped, sad excuses for men would never include anything like: sports, movies, music, tits, cars, or anything else normal men talk about….and worst of all, no alcoholic beverages are consumed by any of them. Anyone involved in this act can only count the minutes until Monday morning comes, and they are able to return to their comfy cubicles so that they can work 10 hours a day in the corporate prison that offers the only escape from serving the lifetime sentence from their marriage.
Wow, it looks like all the neighbors are having a gay date again in their backyard. Lame!
by Mancave Movie Madness May 27, 2017
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No gay may

You can't act gay for all of may
Yo bro I heard Fernando lost no gay may after he decided to sing Beyonce at the talent show!
by Basscrack November 11, 2019
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Lame and gay

when something is lame and also is gay
that is so lame and gay
by not lame not gay April 12, 2021
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Shelf Gay

A gay guy who looks similar/ has a similar height/ build/ personality/ category to another gay guy.

If these two gays were food products in a supermarket, they would be found in the same aisle and, depending on how similar they are, the same shelf, due to being virtually the same product.

These gay people will typically have the same guys go for each them, and will often compete for the same guys in return, which typically creates an unspoken rivalry between the two of them.
ANOTHER one of my exes has been going out with that James guy again. That James is SUCH a shelf gay omgggg sksksksks
by MsnFrancis October 25, 2019
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gay lettuce

Gay lettuce is the term given to some one when they fall for a trap without knowing they are a trap
Oh Evan did you just call Baire White hot? You Gay Lettuce
by Oh My Knob Man February 8, 2018
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Gay Jay

Refers to someone who goes to Creighton University, as they’re know for being happy all the time and having a large homosexual population. Is also used as an insult occasionally.
I can’t believe Henry and Sandy are going to creighton next year! They’re going to be two proud gay jays!
by SandyLG February 9, 2022
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gay joker

Cole isnt coming to the car show tonight? What a gay joker.
by imdarnbored May 14, 2015
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