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number 1 point 5

somewhere between a number 1 and a number 2, often the after effect of a rather spicy curry
'that was a well nice vindaloo last night, ive been unleashing one point fives all morning though'
by vicky bailey May 1, 2004
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I gave 5 bucks

What started as a way to raise money to launch a GLBT Community Television Network turned into a catch phrase for the GLBT Community.
Did you give 5 bucks? Yeah, I gave 5 bucks.
by Igave5bucks.com December 17, 2008
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5 dollar foot long

Rob J from Vineland has a 5 dollar foot long
by Rob J from May 21, 2008
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5 Dollar Foot Long

Shaniqua: Did you see Brianna pay for that 5 dollar foot long?
Lafwanda: Yeah, she is so desperate!
by Uthyr May 29, 2014
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Gp-5 gas mask

The Gp-5 gas mask is a soviet mask created in the 1960s and used through the rest of the Soviet Union, often used by preppers and people trying to look cool. But for some fucking reason little kids are convinced the filters aren't toxic because one questionable Angelfire site told them so, so hundreds of children have died from asbestos poisoning and even more adults because they're too retarded to research the gas mask before purchasing.
"Another little kid just died of asbestos poisoning by using the GP-5 gas mask filter."
by GabrielO June 26, 2018
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did you find $5

"Did you find $5?" is a question you ask someone when they tell you a ridiculously pointless story. The reason you ask this is because it's comparable to someone saying to you, "So I found $5 today!" and you're like, ...sweet.
Bill: "Yeah, so this girl texted me once and she was like, your number is easy to remember cause it's close to my best friend's, and I was like whoa yeah!"
Tom: "Cool, did you find $5?"
Bill: "...."
by iainttellinn March 8, 2011
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5 o'clock boner

A cause for alarm; chemically stressed induced morning errection you are awake for. A boner for the night crews, a grave yard shift errection from hell. this type of errection lasts and lasts usually starting at about 3-9 am. And only becomes painfully aware.
but usually is pretty precise at about 5 o'clock.

This massive errection does not go away. This is the awake version of morning wood. Nothing you can think about can make this bitch go away. Its not even sexual! Its just there, angry and you're tired, a zombie with swamp ass and a raging boner that feels painful. Its just there. Awake and the more tired you get. The harder it inflates
but as soon as your shift or whatever is over.

Limp dick motherfucker all over again.
"Ahh, I have a raging angry 5 o'clock boner" said the Marine on post..

"The night clerk tried hiding his 5 o'clock boner behind the cash register

The night clean up crew man was walking bent over.. cause his 5 o'clock boner.

God, I need to get home to chop this thing off or put it in ice water..

The boner you wish you had during sex
by SLAA addict June 27, 2014
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