Zoomba

A popular and highly suggestive dance exercise that has taken the world by storm.

Zoomba: because that pole isn't going to dance around itself.

by friendly_honky July 8, 2010

Zoomer Denial

When a member of Generation Z or a "Zoomer" denies that the fourth industrial revolution is happening.

Bob: Griffin told me that he thinks Ethereum is a ponzi scheme. I'm worried about him.
Alice: He just doesn't understand blockchain technology. He's deep in zoomer denial right now. Hopefully he snaps out of it before it's too late.

by EvilIndustryInc April 3, 2021

zoom and scroll

A tactic used by engineers and architects to trick coworkers or superiors into thinking they are actually working. The two actions refer to the controls on a mouse and their affiliations in AutoCad.

Nice job Mike! You sure are a hard worker. (Boss)
Stupid asshole! I just got him with the zoom and scroll! (Mike to Dan)

by Dan Ross January 15, 2008

Zoomage

The magnification of how much of a percentage of something is zoomed in.

-"What's your zoomage on the pdf?"
-"I'm on a zoomage of 175%. I can see it way easier now."

by Xx_ClownBabi3_xX November 14, 2018

Zoom Nutt

The act of turning off your camera during an online class, or meeting, and jacking off before anyone realizes.

Jabair was zoom nutting the entire class

by -kreacher- April 8, 2020

Zoombie

In this day of remote work and isolation (COVID-19), a Zoombie is anyone whose gray matter has been deteriorated by interminable Zoom meetings. They are hard to see on the streets because this variety of living dead hides in their houses behind locked doors... just waiting for the next Zoom meeting invite.

Our office meetings these days are full of Zoombies. Everyone form work has that unshowered, bed head look with vacant stares... they've been reanimated as Zoombies.

by JSS@MCC April 24, 2020

Zoom

1. Paying money to talk; used by people who don't realize Google has a free version of it.

2. Used to spy on people anonymously, lol.

1. Look at all these people paying for talking to their friends on Zoom! Don't they realize Google exists?
2. Guy 1: I like to spy on my crush using Zoom!

Guy 2: dUdE whAT's wROnG WiTh yOU?

by Intelligent Noob April 29, 2020