Zookong

Super lazy and Asian with squint-y eyes. Also fears speaking to girls but talks excessive amounts of crap about having game.

Dude talk to her you are such a Zookong!
Don't worry I'll talk to her later...maybe.

by Angel23122012 October 16, 2012

Zollo

To have sexual intercourse with an underage boy then continue to drive him home.

Oh he is going to zollo Jimmy tonight.
How was your night son? I got zolloed

by Lphscluck October 14, 2016

zoologicalconfusionism

The condition of consistently misidentifying animals. For example, calling a narwhal a seal.

No one could trust your judgment about whether or not you had seen a Bigfoot if you suffer from zoologicalconfusionism.

by Tellablue October 29, 2022

zoologicalconfusionism

The condition of consistently misidentifying animals.

Many people who claim to have seen Bigfoot actually suffer from zoologicalconfusionism.

by Tellablue October 29, 2022

Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Zoologist Onto Dichotomies In Avoiding Cysts (Zodiac)《Angel Jose Robles: The Only Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 30, 2025

zoolyzam

A slang word for labia

If your zoolyzams are longer than your earlobes then you are probably a slut

by Ovens December 31, 2005

Zoono

The act of being a fruit or spoon.

Chris, quit being such a zoono.

Your such a zoono

by spoon K October 30, 2011