certified

1.de-virginitized
2.completed sex-ed(sexual education)
3.approved of not being terrible in bed

"My boyfriend certified me."
"I am certified in sex-ed."
"I think YOU're the one that has to certify ME.

by lindsey June 4, 2003

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zootified

to be certified to smoke a zoot.
to reveal your true self.

im officially zootified.

by sk8this06 April 3, 2009

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certified munch

Someone who is a slave to the bitches.

Brian is a certified munch

by Phat boy Nelson May 8, 2023

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Certified Freak

A prostitute or a woman who possesses the traits of a prostitute.

Yo Wendy is a certified freak! She rode dat dik reverse cowboy!

by HASHITRON September 3, 2016

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A person who consistently acts like a dumbass but thinks of himself as a smartass. A certified Jackass may never be thankful, no matter how nice someone has been to him.

In other words, a Certified Jackass is someone who shows traits of a Jackass on a regular basis.

Person: I left you an a treat on your desk
Certified Jackass: Does that mean you are ass kissing me now?
Person: Great! So instead of thanking, you are going to be a Certified Jackass that you are!

by Smurf with Blue Eye Liner June 16, 2012

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