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Zen

by Chillqueen April 22, 2017
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Lost child said to the police ,secondary: Yeas my father was a zen...
by man!? February 19, 2018
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My Name is Zen Hakuren
by Zen Hakuren February 27, 2017
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Some kid that gives me hats
Thanks for the hat Zen!
by Bbbbbbbby May 5, 2018
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I couldn't help but notice that your wife has interesting zen skin.
by Versimilitude December 10, 2019
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Once upon a time a person appears in history, who is so magnificent, beautiful, amazing, funny and badass that only this name can be used to describe them. Said person has to give up his old name as it is no longer worthy. The Zen is seen by all as the king of kings. He can also get any girl he chooses at any time (bc he can control time) and he can surpass the laws of physics or any science for that matter (whether its destroying/creating universes or traveling faster than the speed of light). Also, he is able to fly around on a bad fucking ass black dragon which he may summon at his command (at any time) to destroy shitz.
That guy is totally a zen
by Thenowandzen130 May 14, 2020
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A term used for people who are Supot and Lazy. They like to molest dogs preferably when the dog's anus has poop stains. These people also seem to like gassing Jews as their hobby. They also look and sound like a homosexual lion and they have a real interest for crabs.
Example: "Look at this guy. I'm pretty sure he's a Zen"
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