A very special guy. Zachs' are amazing boyfriends too! They are very brave. He can make you feel like the most important person in the world. Zachs' will also get his friends out of the way just to be with his girlfriend. He will seem like the most PERFECT guy on Earth in your eyes. Zachs' also have the best blue eyes! It's easy to fall in love with him. Most likely, Zachs will have only one girl in their mind. They are funny, hott, perfect, nice, respectful, smart and amazing! If a Zach ever asks you out say YES, because it will be the best decision to make. Hold on to him too, because you never know how much you will love or need him until you lose him.
by KJ&Shells1234 January 12, 2014
Get the Zach mug.You'll never win an argument with a Zachary, because he's illogical and doesn't listen to reason (or anyone) very well. Tall, lanky, brown hair and brown eyes, they somehow attracts girls even if they're a couch potato. Although you don't realize it (because they're antisocial), they're out-going in the right crowd and not embarrassed to do embarrassing things. Zacharys laugh really hard when they're uncomfortable and act flirty in the awkwardest way possible. He probably struggles with mental issues and may have the wrong opinions on offensive things, but don't tell him or you'll get an earful.
"idk, go ask Zachary, he pretends he knows everything and it'll do wonders for his self-esteem and ego"
"Zachary's ego is bigger than his IQ but don't tell him or he'll start arguing with you"
"why Zach so emo"
"Zachary's ego is bigger than his IQ but don't tell him or he'll start arguing with you"
"why Zach so emo"
by skooshpoodle January 25, 2019
Get the Zachary mug.An ugly fugly turd. Does not brush his teeth. Overdoses on cologne. Thinks he is better than he really is at football. Super skinny bean pole. Gets a crappy haircut about every month. Has a little brother that can fuck him up. Overuses the word "bruh" wayyy too much.
by urwerstenemy January 26, 2015
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Get the Zachary mug.1. The best person ever.
2. Usually hot, and loves attention.
3. Tall and has pretty eyes.
4. Most of the time he is clueless and doesn't know you are crushing on him.
5. When in a relationship he will look/flirt with other girls.
6. Athletic, (plays soccer, football, or baseball)
7. Not exactly smart, but isn't stupid.
8. Usually dates/likes athletic, pretty, and brunette girls.
9. Easily persuaded by his friends.
10. Has a large range of music.
11. Lovable, cute, and sometimes shy.
12. Steals a lot of girls hearts, and breaks them, plus his own heart.
2. Usually hot, and loves attention.
3. Tall and has pretty eyes.
4. Most of the time he is clueless and doesn't know you are crushing on him.
5. When in a relationship he will look/flirt with other girls.
6. Athletic, (plays soccer, football, or baseball)
7. Not exactly smart, but isn't stupid.
8. Usually dates/likes athletic, pretty, and brunette girls.
9. Easily persuaded by his friends.
10. Has a large range of music.
11. Lovable, cute, and sometimes shy.
12. Steals a lot of girls hearts, and breaks them, plus his own heart.
by klovesz May 9, 2010
Get the Zachary mug.Easy-going, down-to-earth, and never lead astray. A gentleman with morals that don't shake, and a charismatic smile that draws the ladies. An artist, a musician, a lover like no other, (he takes his time and always wants to please his woman). He's all about family, and would die to defend them. Muscles for days, and an intellect that can't be beat, he's an example to any man that crosses his path. He is a born leader that God annointed with a perfect gift to touch the hearts and minds of anyone placed in his care.
by milk_n_cookiez February 3, 2010
Get the Zacharius mug.A man who generates sheer epic fucking history. A man that will, and by no intention, influences the wind to gust at extremities higher than the potential velocity of an asteroid striking the earth with terminal impact whilst anything and everything else stirs with nothing more than the speed of a flutter created within blinking an eye. A man that strides down the street with unrivaled confidence, sometimes only obtainable after zaching the night away prior, that the surrounding population of passerbyes are compelled to participate in the act of throwing themselves towards oncoming traffic (if none around, enticing on a one-night stand with the nearest base of a man-hole) as the result of an entire lifetime of perspective shifting so dramatically they can no longer bear to struggle the combustion of internal conflict encompassing their every thought. Conflict created with the disbelief that one man can exist with such refined elegance, such vast and seemingly infinite knowledge. That one man can bend the very essence of 'being', solely with his power of will, to whom otherwise would be inconceivable and thus driven to insanity in attempt. That this one man, can possess such polished and divine character, with unparalleled tenacity that one could only describe with the predicate of magnificence, all the while his watch is keeping incredible time.
"Those stars sure are shining Zach tonight".
"If only I could gaze to the awe that is Zach without this protective eye-wear".
"If only I could gaze to the awe that is Zach without this protective eye-wear".
by errybodyalltogethernow January 18, 2011
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