Yoink

The active explosion of the bladder from drinking too much liquid.

There was a terrible tragedy, Steve got yoinked today.
Grandma drank too much from the plant vase. She soon got yoink treatment from the surgeon and therapy for the rest of her life.

The wise man Tom always told me he never wanted to get yoinked.

by Temiz October 9, 2023

International law of yoink

As defined by international law when one yellith "Yoink" one now owns the object

obviously I used the international law of Yoink

by Gravrok February 23, 2021

yoinked a grandma

The action of bitting down on an unpopped popcorn kernel.

"Man, I yoinked a grandma last night."

by taylorsversion13 November 9, 2022

Yoink

Yoink stands for a fucking idiot. Or trying to lose the dub. Or win. It literally can be mean for anything.

Harry just fucking yoinked the dub.
Fucking you fucking yoink!
I hope you die you yoink.

by QuandoMcCoy February 18, 2019

Yoinked

High as fuck

Dude last night i was so yoinked

by OGsavshea December 20, 2017

Yoink

yoink is when you take something but it's as fast as yeet
Yoink is the opposite of yeet.

I just yoinked his girl

by yoink meister November 15, 2018

Yoink

To do something someone was try to before them.

Alex yoinked John apple before John ate it

by Ziggles July 1, 2020